
holyfuckinshit!

holyfuckinshit!

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I literally LOLed to this…

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kristinaelizabeth@live.com
Bold things that apply.
Girl Confessions (you can still answer if you’re a guy)
[] I wear pink
[] I’ve acted slutty
[] I’ve dyed my hair
[] I’ve had blonde moments
[] I’ve danced around in my underwear
[] I like(d) the Spice Girls
[] I wear makeup
[] I’ve snuck out to meet boys/snuck guys in
[] I keep(kept) a diary
[] I love chocolate
[] Chick Flicks make me cry
[] I’ve drank because of a guy
[] I still need my girlies
[] It takes me at least an hour to get ready
[] I still have sleepovers w/ my girls
[] I love doing my hair
[] Guys .. blah.
[] I’m cute and I know it
[] I’m NOT cute and I know it
[] Trucks are pretty much hot
[] I have low self-esteem
[] I am in love
[] I’ve given a guy a fake number
[] I’ve been honked at going down the road
[] I’ve been hit on in public
[] I’ve been called a slut
[] I probably deserved being called a slut
[] I’ve been asked for my number by a guy I’ve just met
[] I gave him my number
[] I’ve asked a guy for his number who I just met
[] My friends over-rule everything else
[] Guys over-rule everything else
[] I like pop music
[] I love singing
[] I love dancing
[] I’ve pulled hair when I got in a fight
[] I have my belly button pierced
[] I have my tongue pierced
[] I’ve been a cheerleader
[] I like rock or metal music
Guy Confessions (you can still answer if you’re a girl)
[] I have watched porn
[] I have played/cheated on someone
[] I’ve slept naked
[] I play video games
[] I wear boxers to bed
[] I’ve thrown rocks @ a girls window
[] I’ve gotten drunk because I felt like it
[] I still beat my buddies up
[] Of course they never beat me up
[] I drive a truck
[] I drive some type of car
[] I have a job
[] I have more than one job
[] I currently have a girlfriend
[] I’m cocky
[] I’ve forgotten to return a phone call to a girl…or a few
[] Not all guys are the same. I’m one of the different ones.
[] I’d do anything for my girl
[] I’m not in love
[] I’ve honked at a girl going down the road
[] I’ve hit on a girl in public
[] I’ve asked a hot girl for her number that I just met
[] I’ve acted like a man whore
[] Pamela Anderson is hot
[] Sports over-rule everything else
[] I like rock music
[] I like rap music
[] I’ve been suspended
[] I’ve gotten detention
[] The whole if a guy has big feet thing is true
[] Cheerleaders are hot
[] I have a tattoo
Kid Confessions
[] I still play w/ Barbies
[] I still watch cartoons on Saturdays
[] I eat Lucky Charms
[] I go trick or treating
[] I’ve taken a bath in the last month
[] I have water balloon fights w/ my friends
[] I still believe in Santa
[] Mommy’s still the coolest person ever
[] I sleep(t) till noon
[] I still pass out little Valentines day cards on Valentines Day
[] The boy/girl that sits next to me in one of my classes is cute
[] I still drink apple juice
[] I sleep in my mom/dads room when I get scared
[] The monsters in my bed/closet still scare me sometimes
[] I can’t sleep w/ the lights off
[] I can’t sleep w/ the lights ON
[] I still get piggy back rides
[] Boys/girls still make me giggle
[] Boys/girls still have cooties
Alright, guess I’m done for now. SMOKE BREAK!